Had my third colonoscopy last Friday. All clear. No polyps.
The hospital admission forms always seem like a tedious exercise – tick “no” 20 times and sign your name twice – but the nurse running through it this time gave me a different perspective.
“Any allergies?” No.
“Any current illnesses?” No.
“Any medications?” No.
“Any major surgeries?” No.
She was really impressed, said some people need to attach an extra sheet to fit it all in, made her job much easier.
“You must be really healthy.” Yeah, I guess I am.